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About Matt Terzi

Matt Terzi is a political satirist and essayist from Binghamton, New York, who has written for some of the most prominent satire publications in the country. He's now moving into more "serious" subject matter, without losing touch with his comedic roots

Trump’s First 100 Days: 10 So-Called ‘Accomplishments’ We Can Be Thankful For

April 29, 2017

Trump’s First 100 Days Have Been God-Awful Coming up with positive things Donald Trump has done in his first 100…

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TBT Comedy: The Time Herman Cain Ran For President

April 26, 2017

Throwback Thursday Comedy: Herman Cain’s 2012 Presidential Campaign Whenever I find myself talking about Herman Cain’s failed 2012 presidential bid,…

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Ten Fictional Movie Premises More Plausible Than Trickle Down Economics

April 26, 2017

Are We Really Going To Try Trickle Down Economics Again? Seriously? Einstein famously defined insanity as trying the same thing…

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No, Alt-Right Goblin Queen Ann Coulter Isn’t Really Fighting For Free Speech

April 23, 2017

Ann Coulter’s Feud With UC Berkeley Is Shining A Light On Free Speech… But Not In The Way The Alt-Right…

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TBT Comedy: The Time Donald Trump Sued Bill Maher To Prove He Wasn’t An Orangutan

April 19, 2017

Throw-Back-Thursday Comedy: Donald Trump Once Sued Bill Maher To Prove He Wasn’t A Big Hairy Ape. Yes, Really! This story…

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Aliens Thinking About Visiting Earth Should Wait Until Trump Leaves Office

April 19, 2017

An Open Letter To The Galaxy: Please Don’t Visit Earth Until Donald Trump Leaves Office In Earth-Year 2021 The following…

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Adidas Taking Kicks After Horribly Insensitive Boston Marathon Emails

April 18, 2017

Adidas Sends Out Unintentionally Brutal Emails To Boston Marathon Participants Tuesday morning, Adidas was a shoe company known for making products…

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If Jesus Returned To Earth Right Now, Conservatives Would Crucify Him (Again)

April 16, 2017

Conservatives ‘Say’ They Love Jesus, But Do They Really? The late, great comic Bill Hicks once observed that if Jesus…

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Conservatives ‘Won,’ But That Hasn’t Made Them Less Bitter, Hateful, Or Violent

April 15, 2017

Despite ‘Taking Their Country Back,’ Conservatives Are Just As Volatile, Hateful, And Angry As Ever On a Tuesday evening, after…

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Donald Trump’s ‘Michael Bay’ Foreign Policy Doctrine Is Scary As All Hell, But His Worshipers Are Gobbling It Up

April 14, 2017

Donald trump’s Current Confrontation With North Korea Is Pretty Terrifying If you’ve been following stories revolving around North Korea this…

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