Matt Terzi

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About Matt Terzi

Matt Terzi is a political satirist and essayist from Binghamton, New York, who has written for some of the most prominent satire publications in the country. He's now moving into more "serious" subject matter, without losing touch with his comedic roots

10 Christmas Gifts That are Perfect for The Trump Supporter in Your Life

December 23, 2017

Christmas Is Right Around The Corner, And Everyone Knows That One Trump Supporter The only thing worse than Christmas shopping during the holiday season is Christmas shopping for a Trump supporter. Everyone knows at least one of them. Heck, they’re…

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Here’s Every Conversation You’ve Ever Had About Gun Control, Summed Up

October 3, 2017

America’s Favorite Broken Record: The Gun Control Debate We’ve been here before. We’ve been here before many, many times. A large-scale mass shooting. A nation horrified and disgusted and heartbroken. An event that could have been avoided with adequate gun…

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‘Fake News’ Isn’t The Real Problem – The Lazy Way People Treat News Today Is

October 2, 2017

Confessions Of a Former ‘Fake News’ Satirist When I first heard last week that Paul Horner had died, my first thought was of the “I [Heart] Paul Horner” T-shirt he had mailed me once. It was a symbol of our fierce…

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Are You Angry That Athletes Are Kneeling During the National Anthem, Or That It’s Working?

September 26, 2017

Most of the People Whining About National Anthem Kneeling Aren’t As Respectful As They Make Themselves Out To Be Earlier this week, I saw a Facebook friend ranting in a lengthy post about how much he hates people kneeling during…

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Right Wing ‘News’ Site Drudge Report a ‘Pipeline’ for Russian Propaganda, Shocking Study Finds

September 20, 2017

The Drudge Report Loves Russian Propaganda Sites Enough to Link to Them 400 Times In Five Years The Drudgery Drudge Report has always had a certain knack for right-wing propaganda. Perhaps not the “Obama-is-a-Kenyan-ISIS-sympathizer-who-gives-back-alley-abortions-to-gay-frogs” propaganda you’ll find on, say, Breitbart…

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Trump Couldn’t Win An Emmy Playing Trump On TV, But Alec Baldwin Certainly Did

September 18, 2017

The Emmy Award Donald Trump Always Wanted? Alec Baldwin Just Won It… Playing Trump On SNL The world of television has given us two truly legendary impersonations of Donald Trump in the past year. Anthony Atamanuik on Comedy Central’s The President…

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Ted Cruz, American Jerk: 5 Adult Videos We All Would’ve Guessed Ted Cruz Was Watching

September 12, 2017

Ted Cruz And The Late-Night Twitter Jerk Heard ‘Round The World Politicians and sex-related scandals go together like pumpkin pie and whipped cream, but somehow, Ted Cruz has avoided them. The sex scandals, I mean… not pumpkin pie. I mean,…

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Trump Admin. May Propose ‘Mini Nukes’: Small Like His Fingers, Dangerous Like His Rhetoric

September 11, 2017

Small Nukes For a Small Man: Trump Administration Might Propose ‘Mini-Nukes’ You’d think that Donald Trump, of all people, would do everything in his power to avoid reminding people of his tiny, baby-like hands. But according to a rather upsetting…

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NY Assemblywoman: Screw You Pal, We’ll Rename Trump State Park In Honor Of Heather Heyer!

September 7, 2017

A New York State Assemblywoman Wants to Rename Donald J. Trump State Park In Honor Of Heather Heyer If New York State Assemblywoman Nily Rozic (D) has it her way, Donald J. Trump State Park will end up being renamed in…

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POLL: In Key Swing State, Majority Terrified Of Trump’s Finger on Nuclear Trigger

September 6, 2017

Should Donald Trump Have Access To Nuclear Launch Codes? A Majority In This Key Swing State Say ‘HELL NO!’ There are a few things that should always be included in any list of things that are scary. Steve Bannon’s creepy…

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