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About Matt Terzi

Matt Terzi is a political satirist and essayist from Binghamton, New York, who has written for some of the most prominent satire publications in the country. He's now moving into more "serious" subject matter, without losing touch with his comedic roots

We Can ‘Afford’ Trans Soldiers: $134 Billion Spent on Viagra, Gitmo, and 3 Other Ridiculous Things

July 26, 2017

Trump’s Ridiculously Offensive Ban On Transgender Soldiers Is The Worst Kind Of Hate-Mongering “President” Donald Trump can try and dress…

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Democrats Don’t Need a ‘Better Deal.’ They Need an Intervention

July 24, 2017

The ‘Better Deal?’ Kamala Harris? Okay, Democrats… It’s Time For An Intervention I’m going to put a pot of coffee…

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Should Boycotting Foreign Countries be a Felony? These Slimy Neoliberals Think So…

July 20, 2017

If You Think Boycotting Israel (Or Anything Else) Should Be A Felony, You Don’t Get To Call Yourself A Liberal……

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Trump Gets to Play In a Firetruck Like a Real Grown-up, Enjoys Best Day of Presidency

July 18, 2017

Donald Trump’s Presidency May Be An Abject Failure, But Hey… At Least He Got To Play In That Firetruck That…

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Goblin Queen Ann Coulter Gets Schooled by Airline After Full-Blown Drama Queen Meltdown

July 17, 2017

Ann Coulter, Goblin Queen Of The Alt-Right Forest, Is Scream-Crying On Social Media After Being Moved To Another Seat On…

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Trump Impeachment? Prepare Yourselves For An Avalanche Of Alt-Right Conspiracy Theories

July 13, 2017

A Trump Impeachment Seems To Become More Plausible Each And Every Day To start out an article with the phrase…

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Coward-In-Chief: Find Out Why These Twitter Users are Suing Donald Trump

July 11, 2017

Donald Trump’s Own Ego Is More Important To Him Than Your Constitutional Rights At this point, it’s been pretty well…

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LOSER: Trump Supporter Tries to Frame Liberals by Vandalizing Elementary School

July 6, 2017

SAD! Trump Supporter Admits To Tagging Elementary School With Graffiti In An Effort To Frame Liberals Video courtesy of the…

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UN Ambassador Haley Whines that NK Crisis Forced Her to Work on 4th, Twitter Fireworks Ensue

July 5, 2017

Nikki Haley Was Bummed She Had To Work On July 4th. The Twitterverse’s Response: Stop Whining! Cry us a river,…

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Reporter Threatened after Revealing Trump’s CNN Tweet was Created by a Neo-N*zi Scumbag

July 3, 2017

Donald Trump’s CNN Tweet Was Created By A Neo-Nazi Lowlife. And Now, The Reporter Who Exposed It Is Getting Death…

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