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In America, Violent Extremism Will Get You a Medal

January 29, 2015

Quick – what do ISIS and Chris Kyle have in common? Nothing, you say? How could I even think to…

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Drunk Hockey Fans Assaulted 57 Native American Children, Will Face Child Abuse Charges (VIDEO)

January 29, 2015

A hockey game turned into a nightmare for 57 children from the Oglala Sioux Tribe, thanks to a drunken assault…

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Dude, Where’s My Drone? – White House Drone Crash Operator Was Drunk Gov’t Worker

January 29, 2015

On Monday, a small drone, or rather DJI Phantom quadcopter, which can purchased at a hobby shop, crashed down on the…

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Parents Murder Children And Commit Suicide Because Of ‘Pending Apocalypse’

January 28, 2015

A Utah couple and three of their children are dead as a result of a murder/suicide carried out because the…

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Shocker! Fox News Pundits Lying More Than Ever, Research Shows (VIDEO)

January 28, 2015

As the state of America’s economy continues to improve, Republicans are getting more and more desperate in their ongoing quest…

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THIS JUST IN: America Is Defined and Crippled by Fear

January 28, 2015

Here’s a neat bit of news that popped up the other day: it seems that America continues to grow safer and…

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What Michelle Obama’s Uncovered Head Really Means

January 28, 2015

America’s First Lady went to Saudi Arabia with an uncovered head. The press went nuts. The rest of the world…

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Republican Indiana Gov. Mike Pence Plans Launch Of State-Run News Outlet

January 28, 2015

GOP pols, troubled by those pesky liberal writers? Beleaguered by press determined to reveal the murky depths of your most…

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Florida Traveler Drowns Puppy

January 28, 2015

Traveling just gets harder and harder. You have to purchase trial sized toothpaste, shampoo, hair gel, mouthwash, and conditioner. Then…

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Muss A Do: First Lady Michelle Obama Lands in Saudi Arabia With Uncovered Hair

January 27, 2015

It’s a good thing First Lady Michelle Obama didn’t insist on driving the President’s motorcade. That would have been awkward.…

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