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Watch Haitians Brilliantly Roast Donald Trump Over Sh*thole Remark, Thanks to Conan O’Brien

January 23, 2018

Two weeks ago, during a meeting with lawmakers to discuss immigration reform, President Trump allegedly used the word “shithole” to describe countries like Haiti. It seems lawmakers have varying recollections of what Trump actually said, but the people of Haiti…

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10 Christmas Gifts That are Perfect for The Trump Supporter in Your Life

December 23, 2017

Christmas Is Right Around The Corner, And Everyone Knows That One Trump Supporter The only thing worse than Christmas shopping during the holiday season is Christmas shopping for a Trump supporter. Everyone knows at least one of them. Heck, they’re…

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Here’s Every Conversation You’ve Ever Had About Gun Control, Summed Up

October 3, 2017

America’s Favorite Broken Record: The Gun Control Debate We’ve been here before. We’ve been here before many, many times. A large-scale mass shooting. A nation horrified and disgusted and heartbroken. An event that could have been avoided with adequate gun…

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Ted Cruz, American Jerk: 5 Adult Videos We All Would’ve Guessed Ted Cruz Was Watching

September 12, 2017

Ted Cruz And The Late-Night Twitter Jerk Heard ‘Round The World Politicians and sex-related scandals go together like pumpkin pie and whipped cream, but somehow, Ted Cruz has avoided them. The sex scandals, I mean… not pumpkin pie. I mean,…

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Trump Will One Day Leave A Letter For His Successor. Here’s What We’d Guess It Will Say

September 4, 2017

Someday Trump Will Leave Office, And He’ll Need to Leave a Letter For His Successor It’s a storied Oval Office tradition. On Inauguration Day, in one of the very final acts of their tenure, the President prepares a handwritten letter…

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LOL: Get Your White Hoods and Putin Merch at – the Trump Tower Gift Store?

August 30, 2017

Finally. A recent visit to the gift store at Trump Tower in Manhattan revealed a surprisingly intuitive effort to give the people what they really want. The selection of merchandise had expanded from the usual tacky shot glasses and t-shirts.…

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What Will It Take For Trump Supporters To Fall Out Of Love With Dear Leader?

August 23, 2017

Trump Supporters Stand By Their Man No Matter How Utterly Ridiculous His Presidency Has Been Here’s a hypothetical scenario for you. Let’s say Donald Trump went on television, right now, and announced to the world that he plans to lower…

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Trump’s Tiny Orange D*ck Could Cause World War III; Kim Jong Un Pissing-Match PROVES He’s Unfit

August 10, 2017

by Matt Terzi Donald Trump’s ‘Fire and Fury’ Comment Is What Happens When Guys Let Their Peens Make Critical Decisions “God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin…

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Hilarious New Amazon Product Lets You Wipe Away Trump’s Twitter Sh*t-Talk… Literally!

August 5, 2017

Amazon, Appreciating That Trump Talks A Lot Of Shit On Twitter, Just Released Trump-Themed Toilet Paper “President” Donald Trump will, at some point in what we can all hope will be the near future, leave office. And when that day…

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Want To See ‘Donald Trump’ Covering Radiohead’s ‘Creep?’ Of Course You Do! (VIDEO)

July 30, 2017

‘Donald Trump’ Covering The Radiohead Classic ‘Creep’ Is Simply Magnificent It’s quite rare when my day job writing about politics collides with my almost religious fanaticism of the band Radiohead. But someone out there on the Internet decided to blend…

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