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Here’s Every Conversation You’ve Ever Had About Gun Control, Summed Up

October 3, 2017

America’s Favorite Broken Record: The Gun Control Debate We’ve been here before. We’ve been here before many, many times. A…

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Ted Cruz, American Jerk: 5 Adult Videos We All Would’ve Guessed Ted Cruz Was Watching

September 12, 2017

Ted Cruz And The Late-Night Twitter Jerk Heard ‘Round The World Politicians and sex-related scandals go together like pumpkin pie…

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Trump Will One Day Leave A Letter For His Successor. Here’s What We’d Guess It Will Say

September 4, 2017

Someday Trump Will Leave Office, And He’ll Need to Leave a Letter For His Successor It’s a storied Oval Office…

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LOL: Get Your White Hoods and Putin Merch at – the Trump Tower Gift Store?

August 30, 2017

Finally. A recent visit to the gift store at Trump Tower in Manhattan revealed a surprisingly intuitive effort to give…

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What Will It Take For Trump Supporters To Fall Out Of Love With Dear Leader?

August 23, 2017

Trump Supporters Stand By Their Man No Matter How Utterly Ridiculous His Presidency Has Been Here’s a hypothetical scenario for…

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Trump’s Tiny Orange D*ck Could Cause World War III; Kim Jong Un Pissing-Match PROVES He’s Unfit

August 10, 2017

by Matt Terzi Donald Trump’s ‘Fire and Fury’ Comment Is What Happens When Guys Let Their Peens Make Critical Decisions…

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Hilarious New Amazon Product Lets You Wipe Away Trump’s Twitter Sh*t-Talk… Literally!

August 5, 2017

Amazon, Appreciating That Trump Talks A Lot Of Shit On Twitter, Just Released Trump-Themed Toilet Paper “President” Donald Trump will,…

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Want To See ‘Donald Trump’ Covering Radiohead’s ‘Creep?’ Of Course You Do! (VIDEO)

July 30, 2017

‘Donald Trump’ Covering The Radiohead Classic ‘Creep’ Is Simply Magnificent It’s quite rare when my day job writing about politics…

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BOOM: Stephen Colbert Just Got Rewarded — BIGLY — for Standing Up to Trump

July 26, 2017

When Stephen Colbert took over for David Letterman on CBS’ “The Late Show” he got off to a surprisingly slow…

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Trump Impeachment? Prepare Yourselves For An Avalanche Of Alt-Right Conspiracy Theories

July 13, 2017

A Trump Impeachment Seems To Become More Plausible Each And Every Day To start out an article with the phrase…

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