Jealous Trump Demands Military Parade, Internet Explodes With ‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Bombs
Twitter Brings The Funny On Heels Of Reports Donald Trump Wants Military Parade
In the era of racist Republican Donald Trump, hardly a day goes by without a jaw-dropping story that shocks readers. Today is no exception as the Washington Post published a bombshell report stating the White House was considering a military parade at the request of the president.
Judging from the report, it’s clear Trump is just jealous someone else has something he doesn’t and, like a child, now he wants it. WaPo stated:
“The marching orders were: I want a parade like the one in France,” said a military official who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the planning discussions are supposed to remain confidential. “This is being worked at the highest levels of the military.”
In other words, Donald Trump saw something shiny and had to have one of his own. And it will likely cost taxpayers millions to feed his ego, according to the report.
NBC News Pentagon correspondent Hans Nichols got a confirmation from the Pentagon that they “are looking at possible dates” for the parade. Reports of Trump wanting a parade have been around since the beginning of his administration. But this information certainly suggests the wheels are in motion on the move.
Considering the past of Cadet Bone Spurs, Twitter was bringing the jokes at the Republican’s expense. Here are some instant classics.
To make Trump’s military parade authentic, he needs to stand behind a million poor kids so he can avoid any draft.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 6, 2018
Someone should make a float of a giant bone spur https://t.co/r8s0mWZgYU
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 6, 2018
nothing says democracy like a giant military parade for a guy who stole an electionhttps://t.co/xADslnasDs
— jay wolff (@heyjaywolff) February 6, 2018
The Pentagon plans to scare that nepotistic gluttonous ignorant racist juvenile cult leader Kim Jong-Un with something he's never seen before:
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 6, 2018
A man who dodged the draft 5 times, from an entire family of people who never served, making the military give him a parade. And we're paying for it. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) February 6, 2018
is mexico paying for this too????
— margo (@omimargo) February 6, 2018
The last time America held a military parade was for victory in the first Iraq War. We're still there.
— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) February 6, 2018
I never want to hear about millennials wanting participation trophies ever again. https://t.co/WcfsTXW7ZA
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 7, 2018
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