Twitter Can’t Stop Laughing at Unhinged Chris Christie Guarding His Nachos While Bullying a Fan
Chris Christie Gets The Twitter Treatment
Twitter is rolling over a picture of Chris Christie, clutching a loaded order of nachos to his chest, bullying a baseball fan.
It’s a typical Christie move. While his approval rating is in the tank, making him literally the most unpopular governor in the country, Chris Christie has no more fucks to give. And, as such, he feels free to be his truest self. And that means closing off beaches so his family can lounge about in private, for example. Or, you know, getting in the face of a baseball fan who was, apparently, one of many heckling the governor during Sunday’s game, and threatening him…all while cradling a towering serving of nachos as if they were a treasure rather than a snack.
(Then again, given the price of concessions at baseball games, and the amount of toppings Christie ladled on, the nachos were probably pretty danged expensive.)
Twitter, of course, is showing Christie absolutely no mercy, taking issue with both his protective stance over his nachos, and his pants.
Because seriously – what is with this guy’s pants? Like, who looks in the mirror at their pants riding waist-high and decides, “These will look much better if I hitch them up a good 8 to 12 inches?” I mean, other than Chris Christie, that is.
And The Tweets Begin
Dude keeps wearing those pants ever higher. Pretty soon he’s gonna just be a belt and a head.
— Ken Roberts (@kr961) July 31, 2017
Glad I am not the only one.
Chris Christie telling off a Cubs fan while cradling his nachos is glorious. https://t.co/5f7LSN5K0d
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) July 31, 2017
It is, indeed.
I wish someone would hold me like Chris Christie holds his nachos. pic.twitter.com/iTyvh4wydV
— Sam Roberts (@notsam) July 31, 2017
Me, too, Sam.
This is the most Chris Christie picture ever. It’s like he commissioned someone to take the one photo that summed up his entire life. pic.twitter.com/TWjjoTZSWZ
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 30, 2017
Yes. It should hang in the Governor’s Mansion.
Rule Number 1 – Don’t talk shit to Chris Christie when he hasn’t had a single one of his nachos yet pic.twitter.com/MjK7j6UpF7
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) July 30, 2017
I think it may have been the Secret Service Agent with the gun that quieted the guy more than Chris Christie’s lack of nachos, but either situation seems fraught with tension.
Chris Christie has gone from closing bridges and beaches to fighting with Cub fans while holding nachos.
Will his talents never cease?
— Myandra 🌺 Mesmeric (@naughtywriter2) July 31, 2017
You forgot to mention his ability to wear his pants at the same level as his armpits, but other than that, nailed it.
— Rex Tilllerson (@RexTilllerson) July 31, 2017
It’s enough to make you misty-eyed, really.
I just want 1/4 of Chris Christie’s confidence while wearing huge pants hiked up to his chest and cradling a basket of nachos pic.twitter.com/FZFtfkFOe6
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) July 31, 2017
Truly, he is a giant among men.
And don’t ever again question Chris Christie’s humanity after seeing him cradle those nachos like a mother primate cradling its young.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 31, 2017
You can always count on John Fugelsang to completely sum a situation up in 140 characters or less.
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Chris Christie, the only governor in America who protects nachos more than the constituents who elected him-twice.
— Demassie Hill (@demassie2) July 31, 2017
And all of New Jersey silently nods their collective head.
But seriously. Quit trying to be a tough guy, Chris Christie. Just sit down, enjoy your nachos…and rethink your entire pants philosophy.
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