Ultra-Prude Mike Pence Narc’d Out His Entire Frat House For Throwing A Kegger
A revealing — if not surprising — profile in The Atlantic exposes that bible-thumping Republican Vice President Mike Pence was a dime-dropping narc, unapologetically throwing his fraternity brothers under the bus while in college for **GASP** throwing a major rager.
What an asshole.
Mike Pence was a narc
It turns out that while a sophomore at Indiana’s Hanover College, his fraternity Phi Gamma Delta was doing their best to live up to the then-recently released Animal House reputation of rowdy frat hi-jinks and chicanery, all on a campus where booze was unequivocally banned. One night, during a particularly rowdy beer bash, the crew got word that an Associate Dean had heard of the Hoosier hootenanny and was in route to shut that whole thing down. The brothers reacted quickly, stashing all the kegs and cups.
But unfortunately for his frat brothers, when the rap came on the door, it was Pence who answered. While in the past the brothers had been in the habit of claiming the alcohol as their own and taking the fall, in this case Pence paraded the administrator straight to the goods, and implicated the entire house;
“Pence led the dean straight to the kegs and admitted that they belonged to the fraternity.”
The punishment was apparently swift and severe. Then-frat brother Dan Murphy told the Atlantic;
“They really raked us over the coals. The whole house was locked down.”
We already knew that Pence, who is deeply evangelical and creepily calls his wife “mother,” was probably not the kind of dude you wanted to hang out with. Even while in the senate, The Atlantic reveals that he was mocked for being a “bible thumper.” Not particularly a standout student, he earned the nickname “Mike Dense.”
Pence, who has described himself “a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican, in that order,” is clearly the type of person who sees no separation between church and state, pushing fundamentalist views at every turn. Ironically, should Mueller’s investigation result in the impeachment of Donald Trump and Pence take over the Oval Office, one can only think “God help us.”
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