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DC Area Diner Selling Trump Inspired ‘Golden Shower’ Burgers, Donating Money To Planned Parenthood

Planned Parenthood Ended Up On The Winning End Of All The ‘Golden Shower’ Mess Thanks To Some Funny Foodies

Oh, the fun people are having with the rumors that Donald Trump had paid sex workers pee all over a bed that the Obamas slept on in Russia. It could probably be said that never in history has the term “golden shower” featured so prominently across the news.

Whether true or not, the “golden shower” story sure has influenced a lot of hilarity, and now it’s inspired a little bit of charity.

According to the DCist, The Community Restaurant in Bethesda, Maryland offered up a special menu item on Wednesday called the “Golden Shower” burger combo.

As the story goes, the owner of Community and a food writer from the area named Nevin Martell were chatting and the conversation came around to the news of the day. It sparked an idea, and, ahem, a golden opportunity arose!

Nevin Martell says that pair created a burger covered with cheese, loads of yellow mustard and a tiny pickle quickly…but not exactly easily.

“We decided to pile on as many yellowish components as we could. The hardest part was finding a very small pickle on short notice.”

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The combo came with “golden” fries and lemon-glazed donut “happy ending,” as it were.  It set customers back 20 bucks, BUT, 5 of those bucks were donated to Planned Parenthood.

So, if anything good came from an otherwise bizarre story, it’s that people had a laugh and Planned Parenthood got some cash out of the deal, as Martell told the Washingtonian.

“The thought that we could have fun with it and have the money go to a good cause was a win-win”

Feature image Nevin Martell/DCist/twitter

 

Chris Hearn is an ageing freelance writer located in wintery Winnipeg. He is a stay-at-home-parent, amateur stand-up comedian, and a guy with a lot of opinions, much to everyone's dismay.

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