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8 Conservative Values Republicans Can No Longer Claim After Falling In Line Behind Trump

November 22, 2017

Sorry, Republicans – Your Shaky Moral High Ground Has Been Destroyed Altogether Republicans have long since held a core of dearly and fiercely beloved set of central conservative “beliefs” that they trot out in defense of their positions. Republicans are fiscally conservative! Republicans are…

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God’s Wrath? Trump’s Mansion In Bullseye of Biggest Hurricane in History

September 6, 2017

Conservatives have always loved to blame natural disasters on anything but science. Usually some form of expression of bigotry, hate, and fanaticism. It’s as if they think it absolves them of responsibility for anything more than “hope and prayers” or…

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‘God’ To Trump: ‘F*ck You’, Traitor

July 26, 2017

Trump Tweets About God Donald Trump, that pussy-grabbing president whom many Evangelicals pretend to believe is Christian, just sent out a tweet mentioning God. IN AMERICA WE DON’T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT – WE WORSHIP GOD!?https://t.co/jIejSgVnnA — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July…

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Egomaniac Trump Celebrates HIMSELF for 4th of July – Tweets Literally Self Worshiping MAGA Hymn

July 4, 2017

On President Donald Trump’s first Independence Day as president he tweeted out a song written just for him, one that celebrates his administration. Last weekend the First Baptist Church in Dallas performed a new song penned in honor of the…

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10 Biblical Verses Trump-supporting ‘Christians’ Conveniently Forget

April 2, 2017

Trump-loving Christians, We Need To Talk Trump-supporting Christians, you have a serious problem. Because you can’t support Donald Trump and his ignorant polices and claim to follow Biblical principles at the same time – at least, you can’t without a…

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Right-Wing Pastor’s Insane Trump Victory Celebration Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (VIDEO)

November 28, 2016

Right Wing Nut Job Celebrates Trump Win Pastor John Kilpatrick, one of apparently many crazy, right wing preachers who tossed aside all morality and biblical teachings in order to support Donald Trump, spoke in tongues to celebrate the recent election…

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BREAKING: Donald Trump Finally Picks His VP: What This Means For The Election

July 14, 2016

Trump picks Governor Mike Pence as running-mate Donald Trump, the presumptive presidential nominee for the Republican Party, has announced his pick for Vice President as Indiana Governor Mike Pence. n Thursday morning, Governor Mike Pence was at a speaking event in…

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Apocalypse Now: Evangelicals No Longer A Major Political Force And It Scares The Bejesus Out Of Them

June 9, 2016

The Dying Voice of American Evangelicals America’s most vocal religious demographic is terrified of becoming one of the marginalized religious minorities they’ve trampled over for decades. magine, if you will, living in a world where society conformed to your every belief. Your…

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Ex-George W. Bush Supporter Leaves The Right: ‘How Studying Religion Made Me A Liberal’

February 22, 2016

“It was January 20, 2001, and I was at George W. Bush’s inaugural ball,” Susie Meister breathlessly writes in Medium.  She goes on to relate this evening of triumph after months of hard work campaigning for Dubya and chauffeuring his key advisers (Andrew Card…

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Sean Bean Slams Fascist ‘Buffoon’ Donald Trump

January 19, 2016

When Larry King asked British superstar Sean Bean what most confuses him, and other English people, about America, the actor knew exactly what confused him most: how anyone in America could possibly take Donald Trump seriously as a Presidential candidate.…

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