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Trump Triumphs Over Megyn Kelly And Makes Her Look Sympathetic

August 14, 2015

As journalists go, I don’t have much use for Megyn Kelly. “Journalist,” in fact, is a bit of a charitable term, given that she works at Fox News, where she has used her platform to spew the typical blather that we…

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Ben Carson Wants You To Know It’s Cool For Him To Use Fetal Tissue, Just No One Else

August 13, 2015

Hypocrite extraordinaire Ben Carson wants us all to know that while it was okay and necessary for HIM to use donated fetal tissue to make ground breaking scientific discoveries, anyone else who uses the tissue should be condemned. No, really.…

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Drunk Open Carry Patriot 2nd Amendments His Two Kids To Death (VIDEO)

August 12, 2015

 Drunk Open Carry supporter Shawn Fuller, North Carolina scumbag and paranoid coward who bragged openly about refusing to even go shopping without carrying his gun, had a two-day drinking and shooting extravaganza in his back yard, argued with and assaulted his…

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President Trump: The First 100 Days We’ll Never See

August 9, 2015

Donald Trump will never, ever become President of these United States. It’s not going to happen. Even if you magically teleported into another dimension where a comet hits the Earth and wipes out all human life except for Trump and…

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Deconstructing The Debate: Republicans Are F****d [VIDEO]

August 7, 2015

So the very first Republican presidential debate of the season went about as well as could be expected. Yes, I’m well aware that there were two debates, the first one being for those poor souls who couldn’t convince more than 1%…

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There’s An 18th GOP Presidential Candidate, But Why?

August 5, 2015

WTH are GOP candidates getting out of running for president? There’s an 18th one out there who’s getting no press and will not be included in Thursday’s debate. The candidate is Mark Everson. Do I hear the question ‘Who?’ reverberating…

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Twitter Trolls The Republican Debate, And Wins The Internet

August 5, 2015

Fox New’s Megyn Kelly is “fired up” for the first Republican debate of the primary season: “‘It’s adrenaline. It’s excitement about the unknown,’ she says. ‘You want to be respectful toward the candidates and the process. You have to give it…

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Nervous Chris Christie Says Teachers Deserve ‘Punch In The Face’

August 3, 2015

Chris Christie told CNN on Sunday that he thinks teachers unions deserve to be punched in the face. CNN’s Jake Tapper quoted Christie saying that he deals with bullies by giving them a punch in the face, then asked Christie…

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Desperate Rick Perry Challenges Donald Trump To Pull-Up Contest

July 31, 2015

Desperation can make someone do funny things, and Rick Perry is a desperate man. Fox “News” is sponsoring the first Republican primary debate for the 2016 presidential election on Thursday, August 6th, at 9 PM EST. Scientists estimate that there…

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Donald Trump Looms Large As Horrified GOP Surges Towards Meltdownmageddon (VIDEO)

July 30, 2015

“It’s a terrific place, Iowa,” Donald Trump enthused to a cheering crowd of 1,300 during his “family picnic” in the small city of Oskaloosa. For Bernie Sanders, that kind of turnout would be disappointing, but for a GOP candidate for…

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