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Trump Golf Courses Busted Illegally Using Presidential Seal – Trump Sons Face Prison

March 5, 2018

President Trump’s time on the back nine may be shifting to the rough after the Trump Organization allegedly ordered tee markers featuring the presidential seal for its golf courses. According to ProPublica, Trump’s eponymous company ordered the presidential markers for…

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‘Let’s Party’ — Trump Tried to Cheat With Two P*rn Stars. Will First Lady Move Out?

January 16, 2018

“Donald Trump chasing me around the bedroom in his tighty whities isn’t something that you ever forget.” During saner and simpler times, reports of the President of the United States paying hush money to an adult movie star in order…

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What Trump Did This MLK Day Proves He’s a Racist, No Matter What He Says

January 15, 2018

President Donald J. Trump teed-off on Sunday night. In the wake of the controversy swirling around his “shithole countries” remark (and the “he said” /”he never said” aftermath), the president sought to reassure Americans on the eve of the Martin…

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OMFG: The Official Trump Presidential Coin Looks Like a Hideous Vegas Whorehouse Token

December 22, 2017

So, Donald Trump has unveiled his official presidential challenge coin, and you’d better be wearing sunglasses. Strike that — make it welding goggles. It’s better to be safe than sightless. I mean this thing is so hideous, so gaudy, so…

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Birds of a Feather: Perv-In-Chief Trump Gives Roy Moore Most Enthusiastic Endorsement Yet

December 8, 2017

In a Caps Lock Tweet, Donald Trump Threw The Full Weight of the White House Behind Accused Pedophile Roy Moore A week that saw “The Silence Breakers” named Time’s Persons of the Year for speaking out against institutionalized sexual harassment and three…

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Another Vile Report of Trump Bragging About ‘P*ssy’ Surfaces

November 30, 2017

Remarks Were Cut From a Maxim Golf Interview Despite his recent attempts to walk back his admission that the Access Hollywood tape was authentic, Donald Trump is the reason an utterly deplorable observation is permanently etched into American presidential history: And I moved on her…

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British Resistance Ralllies Protesters to Thwart Trump Attempt to Sneak Across Their Border

July 3, 2017

U.K. Protesters Rally for Surprise Trump Visit British protesters have vowed not to let U.S. President Donald Trump visit the country uninterrupted amid reports he is planning a surprise trip to the U.K. “Donald Trump is planning to sneak into…

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The Internet Just Lit Up With Fantastic Memes Mocking Trump’s ‘Fake News’ Time Magazine Covers

June 29, 2017

Meme attack lights up the internet with more TIME Magazine covers Fake news just turned real, and the internet is filling up with fantastic memes of Donald Trump on the cover of TIME magazine. Earlier this week, a fake cover of…

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Astonishing 25 Percent Of Trump Presidency Has Been Vacation Time In Florida

February 21, 2017

Beach Bum Trump Has FINALLY Left Florida After Spending a Quarter Of His Presidency On Vacation At His Swanky Florida Golf Club On the day of Donald Trump’s inauguration, I remember thinking to myself how great it would be if the incoming…

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Twitter Just Destroyed Trump’s Awkward Meeting With Japanese PM — And It’s Glorious!

February 10, 2017

If there’s one thing President Donald Trump can’t seem to stop doing, it’s embarrassing himself and the country. This time around, he did it by shaking Abe’s hand for an awkward 20 seconds or more during a press conference with…

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