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American Tourist Throws N*zi Salutes in Germany, Promptly Gets A** Kicked

August 13, 2017

Are we tired of winning yet? One American tourist wasn’t, but he might be now. American Tourist Throws Nazi Salutes in Germany, promptly got punched As the world watches on in horror and the horrible White Supremacist chaos continue to…

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Trump’s Tiny Orange D*ck Could Cause World War III; Kim Jong Un Pissing-Match PROVES He’s Unfit

August 10, 2017

by Matt Terzi Donald Trump’s ‘Fire and Fury’ Comment Is What Happens When Guys Let Their Peens Make Critical Decisions “God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin…

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Fanatical Trump Adviser: ‘God has Given Trump Authority to Take Out Kim Jong Un’

August 9, 2017

Fanatical Trump Adviser Robert Jeffress: Trump Killing Kim Jong Un? God’s Okay With That I’d like to paraphrase and amend a Mario Cuomo quote, If I may: When Abraham Lincoln prayed, he talked to God. When George W. Bush prayed,…

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