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The World Panics Over Nuclear Alarm – While Trump Golfs

January 13, 2018

For 38 minutes the entire world was on high alert over what turned out, thank goodness, to be a false alarm of a nuclear attack on Hawaii. And while members of Congress, the news media, and ordinary citizens swung into…

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Everyone in Hawaii Just Got a Nuclear False Alarm, Thanks to Trump

January 13, 2018

For everyone in Hawaii and really, the rest of the world, too, President Trump’s pointless provocations of North Korea just became all too terrifyingly real of a clear and very present danger. An Emergency Alert was just sent out saying…

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Trump Admin. May Propose ‘Mini Nukes’: Small Like His Fingers, Dangerous Like His Rhetoric

September 11, 2017

Small Nukes For a Small Man: Trump Administration Might Propose ‘Mini-Nukes’ You’d think that Donald Trump, of all people, would do everything in his power to avoid reminding people of his tiny, baby-like hands. But according to a rather upsetting…

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Trump’s Tiny Orange D*ck Could Cause World War III; Kim Jong Un Pissing-Match PROVES He’s Unfit

August 10, 2017

by Matt Terzi Donald Trump’s ‘Fire and Fury’ Comment Is What Happens When Guys Let Their Peens Make Critical Decisions “God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin…

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Trump Whines About ‘Fake News’ On Global Stage, Brags About ‘The Apprentice’ (VIDEO)

July 6, 2017

Trump Takes Tantrum Global Donald Trump took his whining about “fake news” to the global stage on Thursday, during a joint press conference with Polish President Andrzej Duda in Warsaw. And if that wasn’t a petty enough show to be made…

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UN Ambassador Haley Whines that NK Crisis Forced Her to Work on 4th, Twitter Fireworks Ensue

July 5, 2017

Nikki Haley Was Bummed She Had To Work On July 4th. The Twitterverse’s Response: Stop Whining! Cry us a river, Nikki Haley. You don’t get to be bummed that your job calls you away on Independence day. Especially when that…

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