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The World Panics Over Nuclear Alarm – While Trump Golfs

January 13, 2018

For 38 minutes the entire world was on high alert over what turned out, thank goodness, to be a false…

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Everyone in Hawaii Just Got a Nuclear False Alarm, Thanks to Trump

January 13, 2018

For everyone in Hawaii and really, the rest of the world, too, President Trump’s pointless provocations of North Korea just…

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Trump Admin. May Propose ‘Mini Nukes’: Small Like His Fingers, Dangerous Like His Rhetoric

September 11, 2017

Small Nukes For a Small Man: Trump Administration Might Propose ‘Mini-Nukes’ You’d think that Donald Trump, of all people, would…

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Trump’s Tiny Orange D*ck Could Cause World War III; Kim Jong Un Pissing-Match PROVES He’s Unfit

August 10, 2017

by Matt Terzi Donald Trump’s ‘Fire and Fury’ Comment Is What Happens When Guys Let Their Peens Make Critical Decisions…

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Trump Whines About ‘Fake News’ On Global Stage, Brags About ‘The Apprentice’ (VIDEO)

July 6, 2017

Trump Takes Tantrum Global Donald Trump took his whining about “fake news” to the global stage on Thursday, during a joint…

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UN Ambassador Haley Whines that NK Crisis Forced Her to Work on 4th, Twitter Fireworks Ensue

July 5, 2017

Nikki Haley Was Bummed She Had To Work On July 4th. The Twitterverse’s Response: Stop Whining! Cry us a river,…

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