Jeff Bezos Archives

Hilarious New Amazon Product Lets You Wipe Away Trump’s Twitter Sh*t-Talk… Literally!

August 5, 2017

Amazon, Appreciating That Trump Talks A Lot Of Shit On Twitter, Just Released Trump-Themed Toilet Paper “President” Donald Trump will,…

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Breitbart’s Advertisers Flee After Traffic Plummets In Wake of Trump Presidency

June 10, 2017

Advertisers are fleeing another sinking ship — and this time, it’s Breitbart. The alt-right site has lost 90 percent of its…

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Nation’s Largest Police Union Wants Amazon To Pull ‘Offensive’ ‘Bulletproof’ Black Lives Matter Shirts

December 26, 2016

The nation’s largest police union wants Amazon to follow in Walmart’s footsteps and remove Black Lives Matter merchandise from its…

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Donald Trump Channels Sarah Palin In Incoherent Rant

May 13, 2016

Donald Trump goes off the rails on Hannity to attack and the Washington Post In the past year Sean…

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SpaceX Water Landing Planned For Mid-January

January 11, 2016

The holiday season is officially over, and Elon Musk’s SpaceX is wasting no time. Barely shy of a month after…

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NASA Blasts Off With Huge Funding Boost, Squares Off Against Russia, China, and Private Sector

December 29, 2015

Something must have spooked congress in the days leading up to December 18th, 2015. On the 18th they passed an…

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Jeff Bezos And Elon Musk Engaged In Real Life Star Wars

December 23, 2015

On December 17th, 2015 the newest installment of the Star Wars franchise, called The Force Awakens, hit theaters. In it’s…

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