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Jesus Is Your Flu Shot, According to Trump’s Wacko Evangelical Adviser’s Really Bad Advice

February 6, 2018

Trump Advisor Copeland: ‘Flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus’  – Feel Better now? There is “widespread flu activity“ in all 48 continuous United States. Infectious disease experts have warned that the 2017-2018 influenza…

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Racist Scumbag Trump Appointee’s Own Vile Words Exposed

January 19, 2018

“Effective immediately, Carl Higbie has resigned as Chief of External Affairs at CNCS”, said Samantha Jo Warfield in a statement to CNN on Thursday evening. Ms. Warfield is a spokesperson for the Corporation for National and Community Service (CNCS). Carl…

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GOP Rep Literally Praises Jesus to Avoid Talking About Supporting Corporate Tax Loopholes (Video)

May 25, 2017

Whelan Completely Dodges The Question When asked about her lack of support for an amendment concerning offshore tax haven loopholes, Rep. Abigail Whelan of the Minnesota House of Representatives had a curious response: It might be because it’s late and…

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If Jesus Returned To Earth Right Now, Conservatives Would Crucify Him (Again)

April 16, 2017

Conservatives ‘Say’ They Love Jesus, But Do They Really? The late, great comic Bill Hicks once observed that if Jesus Christ did return to the contemporary world, he’d probably be mortified to see crosses everywhere. He likened it to people wearing sniper…

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10 Biblical Verses Trump-supporting ‘Christians’ Conveniently Forget

April 2, 2017

Trump-loving Christians, We Need To Talk Trump-supporting Christians, you have a serious problem. Because you can’t support Donald Trump and his ignorant polices and claim to follow Biblical principles at the same time – at least, you can’t without a…

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In ‘Joy Of Love’ Manifesto Pope Francis Calls For ‘Mercy’ For Gays, Divorced

April 8, 2016

Pope Francis urges Faithful To Accept Non-Traditional family structures Pope Francis has released this Friday a 256-page document  –“The Joy of Love” or “Amoris Laetitia” in Latin-  outlining a new plan for the Church to become more open and accepting towards its members…

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Bill O’Reilly Wants To Explain Jesus To The Pope (VIDEO)

February 23, 2016

It is probably too much to expect coherence out of Bill O’Reilly. He has compared Black Lives Matters to the KKK, repeatedly lied about his journalistic record, and come off as an all-around terrible person. But on Feb. 22, Bill O’Reilly…

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What Would Jesus Do As A Republican Candidate? Bomb The Sh*t Out Of Them (VIDEO)

February 4, 2016

Regardless of a given year’s crop of Republican presidential candidates, the two most popular figures among the Republican electorate are usually Ronald Reagan and Jesus Christ. Reagan can’t seek the Presidency in 2016, not as much due to having passed away in 2004…

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Jesus Couldn’t Win The GOP Primary If His Third Life Depended On It

January 21, 2016

We’re going to take a step into the realm of fantasy for a moment, with a scenario half of you will think is unrealistic, and the other half will probably be offended by: we’re going to stick Jesus Christ into…

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