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Jesus Is Your Flu Shot, According to Trump’s Wacko Evangelical Adviser’s Really Bad Advice

February 6, 2018

Trump Advisor Copeland: ‘Flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus’¬† – Feel Better now?…

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Fundamental Fanatic ‘Crazy Eyes’ Bachmann is Waiting for God to Tell Her to Run for Franken’s Seat

January 2, 2018

Democrat Al Franken has now officially stepped aside and his seat in the Senate will be filled by former Minnesota…

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HEY GOP: Jesus Was A Liberal And These 20 Bible Quotes Prove It

December 26, 2017

by ELISABETH PARKER Conservatives keep nattering on and on about how much they love Jesus Christ, whom they view as…

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Ultra-Prude Mike Pence Narc’d Out His Entire Frat House For Throwing A Kegger

December 6, 2017

A revealing — if not surprising —¬†profile in The Atlantic exposes that bible-thumping Republican Vice President Mike Pence was a…

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GOP Rep Literally Praises Jesus to Avoid Talking About Supporting Corporate Tax Loopholes (Video)

May 25, 2017

Whelan Completely Dodges The Question When asked about her lack of support for an amendment concerning offshore tax haven loopholes,…

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If Jesus Returned To Earth Right Now, Conservatives Would Crucify Him (Again)

April 16, 2017

Conservatives ‘Say’ They Love Jesus, But Do They Really? The late, great comic Bill Hicks once observed that if Jesus…

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10 Biblical Verses Trump-supporting ‘Christians’ Conveniently Forget

April 2, 2017

Trump-loving Christians, We Need To Talk Trump-supporting Christians, you have a serious problem. Because you can’t support Donald Trump and…

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A**hole Republican Tries to Use Jesus to Justify Starving the Poor (VIDEO)

March 31, 2017

It isn’t unusual for GOP lawmakers to mention Jesus or cite Bible passages when debating legislation, and Rep. Jodey Arrington…

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Fox News MUTILATES The Bible – Falsely Claims Jesus Was Not A Refugee (VIDEO)

January 31, 2017

The debate over Donald Trump’s offensive Muslim ban has taken some peculiar turns. It’s already resulted in successful lawsuits rejecting…

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Trump Says He’s Got Two Options: The Oval Office Or The Fiery Pits Of Hell

August 11, 2016

Donald Trump Needs Your Prayers Trump apparently fears he may be headed to Hell, and that his only path to…

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