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Jesus Is Your Flu Shot, According to Trump’s Wacko Evangelical Adviser’s Really Bad Advice

February 6, 2018

Trump Advisor Copeland: ‘Flu, I bind you off of the people in the name of Jesus’  – Feel Better now? There is “widespread flu activity“ in all 48 continuous United States. Infectious disease experts have warned that the 2017-2018 influenza…

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Fundamental Fanatic ‘Crazy Eyes’ Bachmann is Waiting for God to Tell Her to Run for Franken’s Seat

January 2, 2018

Democrat Al Franken has now officially stepped aside and his seat in the Senate will be filled by former Minnesota Lt. Governor Tina Smith in a swearing-in ceremony tomorrow. Smith will hold the seat temporarily as it will be up…

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Ultra-Prude Mike Pence Narc’d Out His Entire Frat House For Throwing A Kegger

December 6, 2017

A revealing — if not surprising — profile in The Atlantic exposes that bible-thumping Republican Vice President Mike Pence was a dime-dropping narc, unapologetically throwing his fraternity brothers under the bus while in college for **GASP** throwing a major rager. What…

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GOP Rep Literally Praises Jesus to Avoid Talking About Supporting Corporate Tax Loopholes (Video)

May 25, 2017

Whelan Completely Dodges The Question When asked about her lack of support for an amendment concerning offshore tax haven loopholes, Rep. Abigail Whelan of the Minnesota House of Representatives had a curious response: It might be because it’s late and…

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If Jesus Returned To Earth Right Now, Conservatives Would Crucify Him (Again)

April 16, 2017

Conservatives ‘Say’ They Love Jesus, But Do They Really? The late, great comic Bill Hicks once observed that if Jesus Christ did return to the contemporary world, he’d probably be mortified to see crosses everywhere. He likened it to people wearing sniper…

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10 Biblical Verses Trump-supporting ‘Christians’ Conveniently Forget

April 2, 2017

Trump-loving Christians, We Need To Talk Trump-supporting Christians, you have a serious problem. Because you can’t support Donald Trump and his ignorant polices and claim to follow Biblical principles at the same time – at least, you can’t without a…

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A**hole Republican Tries to Use Jesus to Justify Starving the Poor (VIDEO)

March 31, 2017

It isn’t unusual for GOP lawmakers to mention Jesus or cite Bible passages when debating legislation, and Rep. Jodey Arrington recently did just that. He used one quote from the New Testament in an attempt to justify changes to the…

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Fox News MUTILATES The Bible – Falsely Claims Jesus Was Not A Refugee (VIDEO)

January 31, 2017

The debate over Donald Trump’s offensive Muslim ban has taken some peculiar turns. It’s already resulted in successful lawsuits rejecting his executive order as unconstitutional. And there are heartbreaking cases of heroes being refused entry after fighting alongside American soldiers…

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Trump Says He’s Got Two Options: The Oval Office Or The Fiery Pits Of Hell

August 11, 2016

Donald Trump Needs Your Prayers Trump apparently fears he may be headed to Hell, and that his only path to Heaven is through the White House. Or, in other words, Donald Trump thinks he actually has a shot at both…

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