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Trump, GOP Congress Blamed for Mass Shootings by Huge Margins in Damning New Poll

February 20, 2018

It’s hard to get 3/4 of America to Agree on Anything — Except that Republicans Aren’t Tough on Gun Violence…

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Trump Retweets Idiotic Rant About Obama’s ‘Pardons’ – Proves His Own Stupidity In Epic Backfire

August 28, 2017

Trump Retweets Right-Wing Pundit’s Rant About Obama’s ‘Pardons’. The Deflection? Yeah… It Didn’t Work This analogy might only work for…

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HA! Outed CIA Officer Wants to Buy Twitter — Just to Kick Trump Off

August 24, 2017

Former CIA Agent Valerie Plame Wilson Wants To Buy Twitter For the Best Reason Ever Valerie Plame Wilson, the undercover…

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Hilarious New Amazon Product Lets You Wipe Away Trump’s Twitter Sh*t-Talk… Literally!

August 5, 2017

Amazon, Appreciating That Trump Talks A Lot Of Shit On Twitter, Just Released Trump-Themed Toilet Paper “President” Donald Trump will,…

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Trump Is Absolutely Terrified, and These 3 Tweets Prove It!

July 25, 2017

Don’t Let Trump’s ‘Rage’ Fool Ya Donald Trump is scared. It doesn’t take a mental health professional to see that,…

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Trump Tweets That White House is ‘Functioning Perfectly,’ Promptly Gets His A** Handed to Him

July 12, 2017

Donald Trump Wants You To Think He’s Got It Handled Donald Trump wants you to think he’s ok, the White…

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Coward-In-Chief: Find Out Why These Twitter Users are Suing Donald Trump

July 11, 2017

Donald Trump’s Own Ego Is More Important To Him Than Your Constitutional Rights At this point, it’s been pretty well…

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Donald Trump Gets Wrecked Over ‘Beautiful New HealthCare’ Tweet

July 10, 2017

Donald Trump Thinks New ‘HealthCare’ Plan Will Be ‘Beautiful’ Donald Trump could hardly wait to get back onto American soil…

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MAKE IT STOP! New Poll Shows Americans Desperately Want Trump to Stop Tweeting

June 29, 2017

Majority Of Americans Want To See Donald Trump Quit Twitter, New Poll Finds It’s a veritable wasteland of self adulation and aggrandizement,…

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