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Right-Wingers Freak Out At Malia Obama For Being A Teenager… AGAIN (TWEETS)

September 8, 2016

Soooo… Malia Obama was at a frat house party in Philadelphia with several other young adults and some idiot took a photo of her sitting next to a rather enormous bong. Note: She was not touching the bong, she was…

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Billionaire George Soros Has A Plan To Transform America’s Justice System—And It Just Might Work (VIDEO)

September 1, 2016

Billionaire philanthropist George Soros is taking a page from the political circus that is the 2016 Presidential election and tweaking it a bit. While other mega-donors pour money into the presidential and congressional campaigns, Soros is changing the American justice system for the…

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CNN Host Grills Carly Fiorina On Hoax Videos And She’s STILL Not Sorry (VIDEO)

December 11, 2015

carly Fiorina doubles down on Planned Parenthood lies on the air with Chris Cuomo. How can you tell when a Republican is lying? Her lips are moving. On Friday CNN host Chris Cuomo grilled Carly Fiorina within an inch of her…

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Right Wingers Just Adore That Thing Their FOX-y Man Crush Never Said (TWEET)

November 18, 2015

War-mongering right wingers are rootin’ for Vladimir Putin. I never thought I’d see the day when America’s rock-ribbed, hardcore conservatives would develop a massive man crush on the president of Russia, but apparently Hell has frozen over. While these war mongering hatriots…

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Right Wing Flocks To Carson’s More Insane Campaign, Trump Drops To Number 2

November 7, 2015

There’s a new crazy Republican front-runner in town It’s happening! It’s happening! Donald Trump is now sitting beneath Dr. Ben Carson in national polling averages according to Real Clear Politics for the first time since July. Real Clear Politics takes…

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Scientific Studies Prove Some Right-Wingers And Rich People Really ARE Psychopaths (VIDEO)

April 2, 2015

Have you ever wondered why so many extreme right-wingers and rich people act like psychopaths? It turns out what we’ve always suspected is true. Recent scientific studies reveal that some right-wingers — and the rich CEOs they serve — really ARE psychopaths (Please…

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Sorry, Conservatives: These 20 Quotes Prove Jesus Christ Was A Liberal

March 25, 2015

Conservatives keep nattering on and on about how much they love Jesus Christ, whom they view as their “personal” Savior. But when you read the following 20 Jesus quotes from the New Testament, you’ll wonder what Bible they’re reading. Dictionary.Com defines the word “Christian”…

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