Jealous Trump Demands Military Parade, Internet Explodes With 'Cadet Bone Spurs' Bombs

Jealous Trump Demands Military Parade, Internet Explodes With ‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Bombs

Twitter Brings The Funny On Heels Of Reports Donald Trump Wants Military Parade

In the era of racist Republican Donald Trump, hardly a day goes by without a jaw-dropping story that shocks readers. Today is no exception as the Washington Post published a bombshell report stating the White House was considering a military parade at the request of the president.

Judging from the report, it’s clear Trump is just jealous someone else has something he doesn’t and, like a child, now he wants it. WaPo stated:

“The marching orders were: I want a parade like the one in France,” said a military official who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the planning discussions are supposed to remain confidential. “This is being worked at the highest levels of the military.”

In other words, Donald Trump saw something shiny and had to have one of his own. And it will likely cost taxpayers millions to feed his ego, according to the report.

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NBC News Pentagon correspondent Hans Nichols got a confirmation from the Pentagon that they “are looking at possible dates” for the parade. Reports of Trump wanting a parade have been around since the beginning of his administration. But this information certainly suggests the wheels are in motion on the move.

Considering the past of Cadet Bone Spurs, Twitter was bringing the jokes at the Republican’s expense. Here are some instant classics.

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