Obama Killed Scalia Using Witchcraft Says Pastor

Obama Killed Scalia Using ‘Dictator Witchcraft’ Says Ted Cruz-Loving Pastor

Right-wing Religious Nut And Ted Cruz Fanboy Claims Obama Killed Scalia — With Magic!

Ever since Antonin Scalia died, the far-right has gone into its version of mourning. You know, vowing to violate the Constitution and demanding the right to set back the progress of the United States by 100 years. Well, lately this “grief” has been coupled with the rather outlandish accusation that President Barack Obama killed Scalia.

Nevermind the fact that Antonin was pushing 80 — or that he might have kicked the bucket while enjoying a political bribe. Somehow his death must have something to do with President Obama because the GOP believes everything is his fault. Therefore, it shouldn’t even be surprising that these unhinged individuals are talking up conspiracy theories taken straight from a Hasbro game.

Accusation: It Was Obama, In The Bedroom, With The…Witchcraft?

As far as conspiracy theories go, this one is a doozy, folks! Rick Wiles, a self-proclaimed “end times pastor” and total Ted Cruz fanboy, broadcast his belief that the death of Justice Antonin Scalia wasn’t fate. Instead, Obama killed Scalia using his occult assassins!

“This is about ruling the world. And they’re Luciferian; they’re devil worshippers! [Did] we talk about the occult connection to [Scalia’s death]?


During “tinfoil hat time,” this so-called Christian pastor goes on to explain how the timing of Scalia’s death is the ultimate proof that Obama was definitely sorted into Slytherin.

As quoted by Raw Story:

“The 13th was the 44th day of 2016,” he attempted to explain using numerology. “Obama is the 44th president of the United States, so you have this numerology thing taking place.”

Most of us would call that such a coincidence, you’d have to squint harder than Olivier Martinez to see anything else, but okay.

He then concluded that the person Obama had kill Scalia, “deliberately left the pillow on his face as a message to everybody else: ‘Don’t mess with us, we can murder a justice and get away with it.’”

I think Wiles fell asleep with Scandal playing in the background. Had Scalia been found with a pillow over his face, I’m sure we’d all have heard about it by now. That pertinent information might have even deterred the GOP from politicizing the crap out of his passing for a whole five seconds!

Also, that sounds nothing like witchcraft, numerology, or a stolen box of Lucky Charms. If it were true, it would be a no-frills political assassination. See, this is what happens when you cannot distinguish reality from fantasy — or CNN from Shonda Rhimes.

This is the way a dictatorial, fascist, police state regime takes control of a nation.” He explained considering the fact, “Barack Obama is the most lawless president we have ever had in the history of this great country,” his so-called lawlessness is “a catalyst to wake up the sleeping giant.” That sleeping giant, of course, is the church.

Something tells me this man has nothing but nice things to say about war criminals George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. And hypocrites like this will probably blame everyone but themselves for why people are fleeing their “sleeping giant” in droves.

In any case, the only thing Obama has been a catalyst for is progress. Sure that’s a scary concept for a member of a political group that thinks things were better when racial and sexual oppression were perfectly legal. However, that fear alone does not make Obama the anti-Christ, a devil, son of Sevil, or “Luciferian.” It also doesn’t make a crazy conspiracy where Obama killed Scalia using numerology and Voldemort’s dark arts true, either.

Sorry, but our president isn’t a devil-worshipping socialist, communist, Muslim, fascist, dictator-warlock. If you believe this garbage, it’s time to put down the bible and call a qualified mental health professional.

You can hear the craziness in all of its unedited glory below!

H/T to Raw Story; Featured image via Steve Jurvetson, Dave CatchpoleLevan Ramishvili & HarshLight ( photo manipulated; CC by SA 2.0)