The Internet is Doing the ‘Pee-Pee’ Dance Over Comey’s Trump Tape Revelations
Trump was clearly worried about something here
On Thursday April 12, 2018, the New York Post published a story detailing an excerpt from James Comey’s upcoming autobiography, “A Higher Loyalty.” The part talked about the allegations made in the BuzzFeed dossier that claimed Trump was being blackmailed by Russian officials over footage of him ordering prostitutes to urinate in front of him.
According to Comey’s memoir, Trump actually requested the then-FBI Director to look into the matter, going so far as to rhetorically ask Comey if he believed he was someone who even needed to consort prostitutes. It was brought up four times, with Trump apparently insisting that he was too much germophobe to indulge in filthy activities like that.
Though the United States is less than a month away from reading the rest of the book, excerpts like this have caused a chain of tweets from celebrities and media personalities: some seeing it as humorous, others as ridiculous.
Check out the best responses below:
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 13, 2018
Look, the worst thing about the pee tape is clearly that it can’t play Cannes because it’s streaming.
*sigh* Fine. I’ll show myself out.
— DrewMcWeeny (@DrewMcWeeny) April 12, 2018
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 12, 2018
— sid veda (@lookeeloo_twit) April 12, 2018
If the pee tape is real I’m walking into the ocean
— Super Deluxe (@superdeluxe) April 12, 2018
Melania told Donald Trump “If the pee tape is real…urine a lot of trouble!”
I’ll be here all night.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) April 12, 2018
Memo to Putin: the Pee Tape is rapidly depreciating in value as other embarrassing stuff about Trump comes out. Get what you can out of it now.
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) April 12, 2018
I forget who first made this joke but it was something to the effect of “don’t think the pee tape is real but if I had told you 3 and a half years ago, donald trump is president or Donald trump liked watching sex workers pee on a bed, which would you believe”
— Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24) April 12, 2018
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