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Texas Islamophobes Freak Out Over Name For New High School

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January 23, 2015
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The natives are restless in the Pleasantville-like uppity Dallas suburb of Frisco, and when you find out why, you’ll be asking yourselves if these people need more to do with their lives.

It seems that a new high school is being constructed in the booming suburb, and there’s a massive problem: The high school is to be named “Lebanon High School”.

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We’ll wait patiently while your outrage builds to a level of an about-to-erupt volcano


Or maybe your reaction is similar to this


So what in God’s name is so awful about this? It seems that “Lebanon” is
 wait for it
 the name of a country in the Middle East.

And so, using approximately the same level of intelligence it takes to interpret the colors on a stop light, the complaining Islamophobes have obviously adopted the following thought flow path to arrive at their present state of agitation:

“Lebanon” = “a country in the Middle East where those brown Muslim people live” = “Muslims are bad people” = “‘Lebanon’ is a bad name for our school”

And therefore, a fervent group of parents in the area is fighting to have the name changed to something else and are calling for a vote on what to name the school.

Of course, someone might let these people know that instead of the latest nefarious plot by our closet Muslim president to turn the U.S. into an Islamic nation, the name “Lebanon” is of historical significance to the area. It was the name given to the original settlement in the area that eventually became the town of Frisco. There is even a main thoroughfare named “Lebanon Road”, and we’re guessing that when the perturbed citizens of Frisco need something else to be perturbed about, the name of that road will be changed as well.

Not only that, but there are 19 cities in the U.S. with the name “Lebanon,” and most have been around since the 1800’s, including the area that is now Frisco. And there are at least 13 high schools with the name “Lebanon” in it. Apparently, they are all part of a dastardly plot to turn America into a Muslim nation.

The irony is that the nation of Lebanon is split nearly evenly between Muslims and Christians, and is one of the most religiously diverse nations in the world.

But nonetheless, a group of parents who claim they were told that the school would be called “Freedom High School” feel that the name “Lebanon High School” is outdated and “less patriotic.”

So lets help these people out, shall we?

Here’s a few suggestions from some very intelligent commenters on what the school should be named, plus a few of our own:

“George W. Bush School for Is Our Children Learning?”

“Jesus H. Christ High school”

“Sarah Palin High School”

“Barack H. Obama High School”

“Jesus H. Christ Fetus Memorial High School”

“Our Crucified Savior High School.”

“Murrika High School”

“We Don’t Like Brown People High School”

“America Eagle Guns FREEDOOOOOOM Municipal High School”

“Super Cowboy USA Hot Dog Rocket Ship American Number One High School”

“Benghazi High School”

“Murrika The Stoopid High School”

“Smith & Wesson’s God-Fearing Eagle-Punch High School”

“Shock and Awe High School”

“White Christian Privilege High School”

“Roughneck High School”

“America Freedom Clint Eastwood Fifty Caliber Eagle Go Cowboys Yee Haw High School”

Feel free to add your own name suggestion in the comments.

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