Post Brexit Scotland Rips Donald Trump On Twitter
On Friday, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump arrived in Scotland; not to meet with foreign leaders in an effort to demonstrate his diplomacy chops, but instead — and this is 3 weeks before the Republican convention, mind you — to promote a fucking golf course that he owns. As it turns out, Friday was a big day for neighboring Britain, as the nation had just voted to leave the European Union, otherwise known as “Brexit,” a move that has shaken the world and thrown global markets and the future of the rest of the EU into uncertainly. You might think that an American presidential candidate might offer some thoughtful commentary; a few words to reassure the free world that the United States will be stabilizing force as one of our nation’s biggest allies transitions away from the EU. Well, you’d be wrong. Because this is Donald Trump we’re talking about.
As he is prone to do, The Donald took to Twitter to offer his mind-numbing insights, and as it turns out, he apparently has no fucking clue what is going on the UK.
Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 24, 2016
Of course, the internet takes no quarter, and our Scottish Tweeps wasted no time in handing our bloviating orange friend his ass. The results are nothing short of glorious.
@realDonaldTrump they voted IN you absolute fucking doughnut. A future leader? You couldn’t lead an OAP egg and spoon race.
— Ayden Callaghan (@AydenCallaghan) June 24, 2016
@realDonaldTrump SCOTLAND VOTED TO STAY, YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!
— Tim Footman (@CulturalSnow) June 24, 2016
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Scotland voted remain you incompressible jizztrumpet https://t.co/5irQhKxV3h
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 24, 2016
Scotland voted to stay & plan on a second referendum, you tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon. https://t.co/iKyEIxf8ej
— Hamfisted Bun Vendor (@MetalOllie) June 24, 2016
@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted to remain, you tit.
— Clair Woodward (@Clairywoowoo) June 24, 2016