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GOP Sen. In Hot Water After Joking Gun Owners Should Put “Bullseye” On Clinton (AUDIO)

November 1, 2016

So first, Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC) makes a dumb comment on Saturday that he was surprised that a magazine for gun enthusiasts didn’t have a “bull’s-eye” on its cover image of Hillary Clinton. Then, of course, he has to walk…

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GOP Sen. In Hot Water After Joking Gun Owners Should Put “Bullseye” On Clinton (AUDIO)

November 1, 2016

So first, Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC) makes a dumb comment on Saturday that he was surprised that a magazine for gun enthusiasts didn’t have a “bull’s-eye” on its cover image of Hillary Clinton. Then, of course, he has to walk…

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John Kerry States The Obvious By Calling GOP Race To Whitehouse “Embarrassing”

April 5, 2016

John Kerry Thinks None Too Highly Of The “Embarrassing” GOP Presidential Race Scratching your head as to what the hell has happened to the United States with this current election circus side-show? Well, it turns out you aren’t alone. It…

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Ted Cruz Is A Lying Psychopath, Claims Media Admitted To Protecting Trump (TED CRUZ)

March 7, 2016

Ted Cruz isn’t just a personally repellent, bible-thumping, booger-eating hypocrite, it turns out he’s a sore loser and a lying psychopath as well. On Sunday’s edition of CBS’ Face the Nation, Ted Cruz accused John Dickerson and the mainstream media…

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Vice President Biden Apologizes To Mexico For Republican Vitriol (VIDEO)

February 26, 2016

VP Joe Biden has apologized to Mexico for Republican comments The importance of a viable relationship with Mexico seem to have been forgotten by the GOP. Vice President Joe Biden has had to apologize to Mexico for what Republican candidates have…

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Trump Openly Thanks His Followers For Being Idiots (VIDEO)

February 24, 2016

Trump prefers the poorly educated because of course he does Once again, Donald Trump proves to have more followers than expected and hoped. The Nevada Republican caucus marked another victory for the Republican candidate. The highlight of the evening were…

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What Would Jesus Do As A Republican Candidate? Bomb The Sh*t Out Of Them (VIDEO)

February 4, 2016

Regardless of a given year’s crop of Republican presidential candidates, the two most popular figures among the Republican electorate are usually Ronald Reagan and Jesus Christ. Reagan can’t seek the Presidency in 2016, not as much due to having passed away in 2004…

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Marco Rubio Is Prepared To Personally Take On ISIS In West Miami

January 19, 2016

Marco Rubio Spent His Christmas Eve The Traditional Way, Buying a New Gun With His Family. Florida Senator and Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio loves sweet, little baby Jesus and he loves the 2nd Amendment. What better way to celebrate…

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Donald Trump On Refugees And Migrants: ‘Where Are The Women?’ (VIDEO)

January 15, 2016

On Tuesday, President Barack Obama honored Refaai Hamo — a (formerly) Syrian scientist and father of four — with a seat next to FLOTUS Michelle for his State of the Union Address. Perhaps the President wanted to show Americans that refugees and migrants are people…

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Sorry Republicans, But Anger Is Not A Virtue

January 15, 2016

Republicans Think Anger Is a Virtue… It’s Not. Here’s a hypothetical for you. Your company is about to promote someone new to the highest management position there is. There are two choices for that top spot: Candidate A, who is…

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