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Jeb Bush Admires An Obscure Early President – And It’s Terrifying

August 5, 2015

Jeb Bush, or Jeb!, or John Ellis Bush! Bush, was recently asked who his favorite president is. This is a standard question that every candidate gets early on, and should have a canned answer ready. Bush! floated a few predictable…

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Trump Calls FBI After Getting Profanity-Laden Threat From Mexican Drug Cartel (TWEETS)

July 13, 2015

In recent weeks, Republicans presidential hopeful Donald Trump has been laying on his hatred of everything Mexico pretty thick. He’s been pissing off practically every Latino group and has broken his ties with several businesses and media outlets all over his…

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It Turns Out Donald Trump Can’t Stop Saying Stupid Shit About Mexicans (VIDEO)

July 6, 2015

Meet Donald Trump. He’s got a problem. He just can’t seem to make himself stop saying stupid shit about Mexicans. And why would he even try? Sure, racism’s bad for business, but ever since Trump made that first anti-Mexican comment his poll numbers…

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In a Perfect World, Donald Trump Would Win the GOP Primary

July 6, 2015

A Republican primary without at least one hilarious candidate is sort of like going to a movie theater and missing the previews. You’re obviously there to see an aging Terminator robot beat up other, younger robots, but the trailers add…

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Mexican Laborer DESTROYS Donald Trump With Scorching Response To Racist Remarks (VIDEO)

July 5, 2015

When 2016 GOP hopeful Donald Trump made those racist remarks against Mexicans, he should have known there’d be hell toupée.  “[Mexico is] sending people that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems to us. They  [Mexicans] are bringing drugs,…

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NBC To The Donald: YOU’RE FIRED! Why? Because You’re A Racist

June 29, 2015

The past few days have been pretty rough on conservatives. What with the same-sex marriage issue settled, Obamacare upheld, and the confederate flag finally being removed from state properties and businesses left and right, they are probably somewhere curled up…

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‘The Donald’ Announces His Intentions Toward The White House. ‘Greatest Jobs President God Ever Created!’

June 16, 2015

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”  ―  Dorothy Parker Proving without a shadow of a doubt that money can’t buy even a modicum of class, real estate…

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